A faux pas is a socially awkward or tactless act, especially one that violates accepted social norms, standard customs, or the rules of etiquette.

For example, at a crowded school fair, it’s not appropriate to verbalise in front of adults or children that the fundraising cupcakes look like a breast.

Oh dear! It might just be time for a holiday to Titz, Germany, or Mammari, Cyprus or Booby’s Bay, England.  Errrr, perhaps just a visit to my psychologist to sit in the boob  I mean blue,  BLUE chair would suffice.

And don’t even say anything about the position of the smartie!

Unfortunately as treatment progresses these chemo brain or mental fatigue induced faux pas moments are happening more often.