A faux pas is a socially awkward or tactless act, especially one that violates accepted social norms, standard customs, or the rules of etiquette.
For example, at a crowded school fair, it’s not appropriate to verbalise in front of adults or children that the fundraising cupcakes look like a breast.
Oh dear! It might just be time for a holiday to Titz, Germany, or Mammari, Cyprus or Booby’s Bay, England. Errrr, perhaps just a visit to my psychologist to sit in the
boob I mean blue, BLUE chair would suffice.
And don’t even say anything about the position of the smartie!