Lump Of Junk

There are firsts for everything.

Late on Friday I met with my GP to receive the ultrasound results of the lovely lady lumps that have cropped up near my mastectomy incision scar from 22 months ago.  The last time I had a lump looked at by a medical professional,  it turned out to be what Scorchy from the blog “The Sarcastic Boob” refers to as the “Death Star” from Star Wars, an ominous moon-sized Imperial military battlestation armed with a planet-destroying super laser.  Love you Scorchy!

Death Star

The “Death Star”, casting its shadow over life as we know it.

For a week I’ve been battling my Dread Dragon, wondering if the lump was going to announce itself as some insidious grade three cancer cells clumping together again, waiting to strike like the Death Star.  I have been shaky and ill at the mere thought of having to get a biopsy needle stuck into it.

So, while my kids happily played with a small box of toys in the corner of the GP’s office, I heard the words “scar tissue”.  My lovely little lumps ARE NOT screaming CANCER on the ultrasound!

It’s the first time in my life I have actually done a fist pump in a doctors office. Well, three consecutive fist pumps after I was handed and read the report that said…

“There is a tiny equivocal 6 x 3mm oval broad lesion of the deep subcutaneous tissues that is poorly defined with some smooth indentation of the underlying pectoralis muscle.  This is thought to represent scar tissue.  No suspicious lesion is seen.”

So there it is!  Just a lump of junk that I’ve got my eye on.  I’m still on guard scanning the galaxy though, as the omnipresent threat of the breast cancer “Death Star” analogy is never, ever far from my thoughts.

As you were.

A false-colour electron micrograph image of a breast cancer cell.

A false-colour electron micrograph image of a breast cancer cell.

14 Comments on “Lump Of Junk”

  1. I just couldn’t be happier.

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  2. Rachel says:

    Great news!! So happy for you Lisa x

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  3. stemgir1 says:

    That is such great news!

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  4. Helen Williamson says:

    Great news Lisa,, Hope I get the same result!!

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  5. lmarieallen says:

    Maybe someday we can relax a little. I’m so glad this turned out to be “junk”. The picture of the cell is so lovely, like a delicate flower unfurling it’s petals. What a bad trick!

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  6. Steph says:

    Yes! I know this feeling so well and it is the best… hold onto that feeling of relief and happiness as long as you can. Great news! xo

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  7. helensamia says:

    Phew what a relief. 😃😃


  8. Christine Denny says:

    Great news. I know what it means! Now your Christmas can be a happy one!


  9. Emily says:

    Really great news! ( ps I like your term The Dread Dragon, sometimes impossible to slay, but good to keep at bay) x


  10. So glad it was good news! Love the Star Wars analogy!


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