Do Ants Come When There Is Cancer?

One of the interesting aspects of having a blog is the viewer statistics that are generated.  From the countries people view my blog from, to the most popular pages read, to the search engine terms they have used to arrive here.  I created this blog a year ago.  In that time there have been over 34,000 views from over 100 different countries around the world.

I imagine some of the discussion around the boardroom table meetings at Google Diagnostics involves search terms.  Once a month they sit around and laugh their heads off about just what combination of words people in the world can conjure in their crazy and complicated brains to type into their search engine. The sporadic random questions we all have. What did we do before search engines?

Search Engine Terms are the terms, words, and phrases people use, through various search engines (i.e. Google, Yahoo, Bing), to find posts and pages on the net.  Quite often, people have been brought here unintentionally.  With a blog subject about breasts, it is pretty obvious that all sorts of peeps will be brought here. It’s safe to say that some arrivals would be very disappointed when confronted with the topic of breast cancer and blurry amateur pics of shoes and chemotherapy infusions. Mmmm, so sexy!

But there are many people who landed here and the site has been of benefit to them in some small way. And it is this point that encourages me to keep blogging.

So lets all have a squiz at some of the best.  Some of the most interesting and bizarre terms that brought people here can be found highlighted in red below. Enjoy!  The list below isn’t definitive of course. Some of the search terms that brought people here made me blush.  The internet world is a dark and seedy place folks. Yes it is.

SHITTYTITTIEBANGBANG Blog Search Engine Terms and Frequency.

(Edited because some terms were just too gross to publish. 

• shittytittiebangbang 88
• shitty tittie bang bang 35
• shittie tittie bang bang 25
• shittytittiebangbang.com 22
• http://www.shittytittiebangbang.com 8
• nipple necrosis 8
• breast cancer at 37 6
• can i walk 4km when on chemo 4
• man of few words 4
• exudrain 4
• women share their story on hair regrowth and facial hair following chemo for breast cancer 3
• chemo journey video 2013 3
• since i have been on chemo for most of the past year and a half i have noticed my skin is thinner and the veins in my arms are very pronounced. would this be due to weight loss or from the chemo. 3
• 37 years old and my breast are changing 3
• video exercise after axillary clearance 3
• photos of nipple necrosis 3
• when twist torso i can hear my bones breast cancer 2
• how to deal with a man of few words 22
• boobs with spanner pic 2
• shittytittiebangbang kylie and delta 2
• encapsulated breast tissue expanders 2
• pre chemo haircut 2
• old people licking boobs 2
• refusing tamoxifen 2
• does anyone else’s chest expanders vibrate 2
• sideways pointing nipples        2
• very large lumpectomy             22
• embarrassing bodies wee breast 2
• mismatched boobs                    2
• help your future self cancer       2
• bearded breast                           2
• anaesthesia girls mask               2
• nipples on ripples                       2
• cutting new chemo hair               2
• blue nipples 1
• wedding attire for mature women guests 1
• lasting impressions foam breast prosthesis 1
• so i get a cat scan and she so she knows my house is 1
• looking for cancer pant scan 1
• my breast cancer chemotherapy experience 1
• exu drain 1
• public transport is it the way to go rhetorical 1
• mammogram lymphatic system 1
• everything comes down to attitude 1
• who is candidate for minimal invasive lumpectomu and radio 1
• sexy young nurse gloves pics 1
• breast cancer and triathlon quotes 1
• training for a half marathon after chemo and mastectomy 1
• wire insertion for lumpectomy 1
• apprehensive about chemotherapy fec t 1
• fec d chemo 2013 blogs 1
• show me a titty on a chest wall and no other breast tissue 1
• photos necrosis after mastectomy 1
• mercedes benz stigma 1
• there will be late tomorrow just plastic surgeon 1
• first fec chemo 1
• cording physiotherapy 1
• girl singer had node surgery 1
• hairstyles before chemo 1
• do ants come when there is cancer 1
• what is endone got in it 1
• pinteres crossing the ants 1
• how can you tell if your nipple is getting necrosis 1
• chin muscle on mammogram 1
• why would my hmo suggest surgical consult after negative breast biopsy 1
• kona hawaii live love visit 1
• does your immune system ever recover after fec d 1
• cancer budgeting 1
• fec d side effects after first chemotherapy 1
• telly breast grope 1
• tittie drop 1
• buddah bang xxx fun size 1
• as he takes away the old and give you a brand, spanking new pair of shoes translate in french 1
• bizarre hairdressing preparation 1
• can nurses have beards 1
• right breast arctic line 1
• boob nice 1
• her2 +1 negative 1
• will getting breast implants make me a slower triathlete? 1
• wonderful breast 1
• wifeys world sucking for fuel 1
• latex breast implant allergic reaction pic 2013 1
• how long does a lumpectomy take to recover from before traveling by airplane 1
• ant in pants actor 1
• katherine getting from bang behind laying on bed 1
• fluid buildup in dogs neck 1
• qwyneth paltrow boob job 1
• exudrain removal 1
• blue dye on chin 1
• shittytittie 1
• will my lymph glands be affected by running a marathon? 1
• how to say we will be together in few words 1
• just let me have two old acquaintances node 1
• australian alps blonde 1
• yong bang ho voyage on land 1
• my new limb 1
• breast cancer one tit 1
• dolphin tattoo around nipple 1
• explaining depression procession 1
• images double crossing legs 1
• my underarms feel sticky sixteen months after radiation 1
• runner calves 1
• chemotherapy for breast cancer time and amounts 1
• got my nipple scraped off in a car wreck will it grow back 1
• tittie supreme 1
• surgical logos with scalpel 1
• oxygen therapy in melbourne private hospital after chemotherapy treatment 1
• fuzzy head and nausea 4 days after lumpectomy uk 1
• hairy armpit girl wallpaper 1
• embarrassing bodies yellow nipple 1
• who are the actors in the wake forest “i have cancer” ad 1
• some stories of ladies taking fec+d chemotherapy 1
• breast cancer i’m a runner t shirt 1
• no one will ever see this…hehe bang bus 1
• pants has a lot of ants, cancer? 1
• save nipple necrosis 1
• shopgirls being 1
• cancer put dye into my body 1
• mypaprika.com 1
• what is a nipple bang 1
• save necrotic nipple 1
• words of comfort to a friend with breast cancer 1
• waiting for results of lumpectomy so nauseous 1
• what is exudrain 1
• another way to say man of few words 1
• my journey to white blonde hair 1
• running while chemo 1
• lymph node emergency room 1
• where can i buy end one 1
• love you a man with few words 1
• slimming clinic shit in mouth cancer 1
• facebook status 17 may nipple ring setting off airport scanner 1
• can i still undo go breast radiation even though i sleep on a megnetic bed 1
• can water and blood come out of nipple after necrosis 1
• treatment for nipple necrosis 1
• dreading chemo for breast cancer 1
• what will you do if your partner if man of few words 1
• travelling overseas with recurrent breast cancer chemotherapy 1
• how to be a man of few words 1
• breast cancer quilt book 1
• di me per favore translation 1
• mastectomy running 1
• my drain from my breast lumpectomy looks cloudy and yellow,is that good 1
• nipple necrosis pictured 1
• breast cancer quilts 1
• shaved head tumblr 1
• my paprika is hotter than yours 1
• mucca honey is it good to take bed fore starting chemotherapy 1
• breast cancer pink tittie tassels 1
• facts of nipple necrosis 1
• a man of a few words 1
• ct scan with contrast drink 1
• fec d chemo 1
• what kodak chemicals would give you a metal taste in your mouth 1
• breast agitation billboard 1
• why wear black nailpolish with chemo 1
• birkenstocks and socks 1
• one boob amputated 1
• how to check for necrosis around the nipple 1
• what test were done on the gravitron ride 1
• endone crazy dreams 1
• “cancer” and “rhetoric” 1
• aniseed taste in mouth following ct scan 1
• how do you feel after fec chemotherapy 1
• breast cancer chemo and your children 1
• medieval eyebrows eyelashes 1
• you a man with few words 1
• my+younger+brother+is+hotter+than+me 1
• in love with a man of few words 1
• a cup size tittie girls 1
• teenage boy sreaming who looks like einstains 1
• hair chop pile of hair 1
• where can i buy headcovers for chemotherapy patients in hawaii? 1
• getting gastro while on chemo 1
• feet are hotter then boobs 1
• paprika breast cancer 1
• radiotherapy before mastectomy 1
• cancer at 37 1
• fourth fec chemo too much 1
• how bawbaw oil cause cancer? 1
• ct with contrast made my heart race 1
• tittie nipple 1
• chemo hair 1
• good afternoon boobs 1
• nipples sit high on breast 1
• i had a tissue expander put in and my other breast ismall black and blue? 1
• recovery from lumpectomy 1
• were kylie’s lymph nodes affected 1
• images of nipple ripple 1
• fec chemo side effects 1
• 37 with breast cancer 1
• skin sparing mastectomy tissue expanders photos and blogs 1
• dye radioactivity on ny road blue 1
• grade 3 tumour inside breast glad tissue 1
• nipple necrosis picture 1
• exudrain closed system suction set 1
• lumpectomy snb complications 1
• chest expanders after mastectomy feel like they are vibrating 1
• eyebrow cut history 1
• steamy confession 1
• nipple ripple 1
• he is a man of few words 1
• why does new oncologist want me back in two months instead of three 1
• outward pointing nipples perky pics 1
• drag queen tuck diagram 1
• meaning of fecd in genetics 1
• tissue expander electrocuted 1
• how to be a person of few words 1
• breast all shrivelled up after lumpectomy 1
• selfie hairy mens stomachs 1
• audi + boobs inside 1
• aniseed taste in mouth 1
• loan of a diving helmets that the pearlers wore in the early days 1
• a man with a few words does he likes you? 1
• tumblr pixie haircut 1
• running throughout chemo 1
• a man of few words 1
• mastectomy and axillary clearance the tumour in other breast 7 years later uk 1
• docetaxel skin spillage 1
• i am a 40 yr old and obsessed about self torturing my nipples for pleasure 1
• frankston murders 1
• nutrient deficiency from fec chemo 1
• how to become a man of few words 1
• i. had breast cancer 15 years ago i had chemo and radiation. i have just had breast cancer again and had a mastectomy so don’t need chemo or radiation. will be having an implant in 3 to 4 months. they want me to go on meds because my estrogen is too high. can anyone tell me alternatives other than this medication 1
• bearded nurses 1
• i have had fec chemo and my liver is no longer is this a good sign 1
• hard lump on forearm fast growing lymphodema 1
• does pubic hair fall out with fec-d chemo 1
• running through chemo 1
• how can my husband care for me after lumpectomy he won’t even make me a cup of tea 1
• igotthegoodcancer 1
• first post chemo haircut 1
• endone with chemotherapy 1
• scared of surgery for lumpectomy 1
• 7 lucky rings necklace symbolise 1
• chemo haircut 1
• look good feel better bag 1
• triathlon after lumpectomy 1
• wacky wednesday nibble foods for kids 1
• can i dust 4 wks after having mastectomy & reconstruction 1
• wigs breast cancer patients free 1
• aniseed taste in my mouth all the time 1
• ripple nipple 1
• chemo haircuts 1
• kylie minogue cancer cancer, shaved head, skull 1
• zen tri nurse 1
• my eyebrow journey 1
• woman battles cancer finishes ironman 70.3 in 12 hrs 1
• quick quilt for cancer patients 1
• “chemo before and after surgery” and “breast” 1
• small intestine diagram for kids 1
• meaningful quilts for boyfriends 1
• tittie and nipple 1
• suzieq tit takeover 1
• dear cancer 1
• lucky necklace each ring symbolise 1
• losing nose, eyelash, eyebrow hairs 1
• tittie nipples 1
• gastro stop chemotherapy 1
• happy boobie day 1
• bob tittie tango 1
• from my armpit remuv the limfnods but its alost 3 yers but myhand is heart 1
• nipples that point to the side pics 1
• triathlon mastectomy 1 1
• lymphodema raw food 1
• how long was your chest sore after radiation breast cancer 1
• skiing after lumpectomy 1
• what causes aches at the left breast, armpit, shoulder back and chest region when chest is exposed to much breeze 1
• diagram of a boob with breast cancer 1
• from the blue chair 1
• 1983 hairstyles 1
• photos of nipple nicrosis 1
• tight around ribs no chemo after mastectomy could it be cells still there 1
• pre chemotherapy party 1
• breast cancer 5 percent less with chemo 1
• since my double mestectomy and lymph nodes removal my armpits looks briused and has a diffrent smell 1
• he had his way with me 1
• radiotherapy training for a fun run 1
• breast cancer delay radiotherapy should i get mastectomy 1
• is there any merit in having a healthy breast removed if the other has cancer 1
• in.india.waist.length.bob cut.story. 1
• which day is the worst after fec d chemotherapy 1
• ants coleauge 1
• how serious is nipple necrosis 1
• best positive statement about fun run 1
• blue spot after lumpectomy 1
• steroids for chemo cause me to hallucinate, big head, feet and tiny waist 1
• images chemotherapy humour 1
• silicone tits with ripples 1
• breast cancer lump shape in back 1
• chemo is draino 1
• tits squashed on glass 1
• how to make a sock look like a liver for kids 1
• 37 year old breast cancer will i need chemo 1
• blue nipple dye 1
• docetaxol chemo doctor gave me dexamethozone steroids eight a day why that many 1
• how to get a script for endone 1
• wacky wednesday scans 1
• running while on chemotherapy 1
• visual cafe of boobs 1
• bald eyebrowless woman 1
• fantastic boob 1
• cancer rhetoric 1
• exudrain care removal 1
• what to do in breast cancer,removed the breast and it stat now block the chest and sleepless night 1
• ripple under nipple 1
• ripples and big nipples 1
• chemo hairstyles 1
• i had something laid on my chest during radiotherapy 1
• odds of breast cancer 37 1
• running and chemo 1
• red chair and blue balloon 1
• will i ever sleep comfortably on my side when my breast implants have been swooped from chest expanders 1
• psychological impact of breast lumpectomy 1
• appreciation for new silhouette after mastectomy 1
• stage 4 breastcancer blogs 1
• rhetoric of cancer 1
• endone 1
• hearing your future self on the phone 1
• young breast cancer blog 1
• fec t fourth round 1
• hip hip hooray chemo ends today 1
• eyelashes in the 17th century 1
• seven rings of luck necklace 1
• bearded bang

So…

To the person who came to my site looking for “Sexy young nurse gloves pics“, I apologise. That content was kept for my own viewing pleasure.

To the person who “Got my nipple scraped off in a car wreck, will it grow back?” All the best to you, and I really, really mean that!

To the person who searched “show me a titty on a chest wall and no other breast tissue” The word you are after is mastectomy, my friend! So Google that, and then just click on the images tab.

To the person who typed “my+younger+brother+is+hotter+than+me”  The answer is yes, yes he most definately is.  By a long margin.

To the person who typed over sixty words into a search engine and expected to find something. Keep it simple. Thats how you yield best results.

To the person who typed “from my armpit remuv the limfnods but its alost 3 yers but myhand is heart” I say “Oh dear” to you, and you could possibly have lymphoedema or nerve damage as a result of surgery so go back to your doctor and get it checked.

I am so pleased the search term “Bizarre Hairdressing Preparation” lands you here. My cool hairdresser, Punk Chick will be highly amused and should be proud!

We’ve had a lot of ants in our house this summer. I’m a little worried now after reading the question “If ants come when there is cancer?” Seriously?  We’ve had ants in our kitchen, bathroom, toilet and there is currently an odd ant or two trying to get into our fridge.    I’m screwed!

But seriously, thanks everyone for reading no matter what path you travelled to get here.