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The Day My Vagina Grew Old

September 16, 2015 — 5 Comments

Seven special rings with the last three weeks of my long hair.

“Women, War and Conscription” J. Howard Miller, 1943. Taken from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Can_Do_It! accessed 28/2/2013

My first half marathon achievement

This is what cancer treatment turned me into. Stanford Blatch. Does anyone know where I can get me a glo-mesh jacket?

The Jamie Lee Curtis Pixie Cut

“Off My Chest” Acrylic on canvas 40 x 30 cm

Chicken Scratch Oncology Style

Surgeon’s shoes a highlight

Canoeing on the Mighty Murray

A false-colour electron micrograph image of a breast cancer cell.

Shittietittie Chemo Cuts

Javanese family

The Road Trip

Mr Cool gave up an age group win and stopped and waited for me so we could finish together, with Mr two chasing us up the finish chute.

Mel is aiming to raise $100k for Lymphoma Australia’s lymphoma nurse. Pic: Richard Serong

My Dad

The Big Smoke, Lisey, 2015.

Cancer treatment buddies 2014

Samuel Johnson from “Love your Sister” at “Laugh Your Tits off” A bloody Legend.

Breast tumour on a mammogram

Sourced from http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/more-patients-are-hearing-words-you-have-cancer-again-n414846

This is us in my home town.

Shittytittie Chemo Cuts Reveal Challenge

Wigathon

Rice farmer

Tumor Death-Cell Receptors on Breast Cancer Cell Credit: Emiko Paul, Quade Paul, Echo Medical Media; Ron Gamble, UAB Insight

Death Star space battle

bye bye nails

“Moe” Marina McDonald

The time out room

The Geneticists delivering the BRCA gene result

Kutu our driver.

And when she ran her fingers through her hair, her fingers said “Okay, you can start now”

Zolodex Injection… fit for a horse.

In the cage of the fire truck.

Exudrains

The Exudrain twins have been separated.

Shittytittiebangbang “winner of “Badass Blog of the Year 2015”

Licking Lava

Sentinal node biopsy prep

Independence Day Ceremony in the lane

Off I go!

Here we go!

Carrying the load at the airport.

FEC -D Health Spa visit One

The imminent release of Lisey’s egg

Dr Claudia was happy to pose for this shot.

Mel raising 71k for Peter Mac

Unfortunately, despite being two and a half years past diagnosis, I am still stuck at Diagram B.

“Finding the Colour Again” for Angie

What happens in radiotherapy. Picture by Master Five.

Male patterned baldness… the new black!

http://magsblog.com/2012/11/11/introduction-2/

This is me at the gastro pre chemo disco pity party. Day seven and my GP gave me a poo specimen container. Have you seen the size of those things? Of course I haven’t squirted since!

Tamoxibitch

I’m starting chemo, Mel yet to know she has cancer early 2013.

What makes my child angry?

The Blue Chair